As Thanksgiving is still topical... a friend was in a competition to provide a caption for a funny photo of George W Bush pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey
Her suggestion was deemed too rude to read out aloud. So I'll post it here. Ready for it?
"Is that a chipolata, or are you just pleased to see me?"
(The typical combo of roast turkey with chipolata, geddit?)
I think she should have won, myself!